Two blade

[Alan]

You picked these up yet Pigeon?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ulversto ... 3?mpch=ads

[fatpigeon]

Thanks Alan,

This one has been around for a while. I did go to the boat bank to withdraw money but the transaction was declined due to insuffient funds, please contact your nearest boat bank manager. On contacting the boat bank manager , my application for an overdraft was also declined due to not having means to repay the said boat bank. So I am back to square one......that is , get a job....or a new boat bank manager.

Undeterred......I went to see the family loan shark today , aka my 12 year old son, the habit has to be fed. The proposed interest rate was 10 % per day, the loan shark cited the high risk of loan default, so regretfully I declined his offer.....such is life.

Stuart