Classic Australian Wooden Power Boat Association

You have done it again! Pretty expensive fire Ray. For those that read this, during many of our various funny conversations at the Hobart wooden boat festival President Greg and Treasurer (other captain loving) Darren come up with a briiliant concept! The next get together should be a burn off, apparently for all you wooden boat collector tragics you all have one possibly two that is only good for firewood! Location could be a problem, and Hooks dont get any ideas of taking peoples money for silly dares/bets on how long you can set yourself alight for, the smell of burning pubes puts me off my beer!

Yep it's a.......a.......a
Ray you can find em. Convert your negative skills to positive,
And the skiffs and skiffabouts will fall from the heavens.
Capt Darren

Friggin oath Ray

Chivs the days of the human sparkler are behind me I'm afraid, not because I would no longer do that (of course I would in a heartbeat), but merely because of a lack of raw material